Stamp out mean (and meaningless) traditions!

Before I start, a bit of housekeeping:

Yeah, sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I spent most of my energy trying to find new accommodations and moving from my dank, cramped, shared flat into a cool basement bachelor. Then I couldn’t remember where I packed my wit and indignation (or what little energy I had before).

But the Calgary Stampede has just thundered away in a cloud of dust and ignorance and all signs point to it returning again next year despite the well-publicized deaths of six horses.

A little background for my foreign readers who may be wondering what this madness I speak of is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgary_Stampede

Let’s break this down, shall we:

Stampede: a sudden, headlong running away of frightened animals, esp. horses or cattle.

That was from Websters New World Dictionary, not PETA or the Animal Liberation Front. An impartial, mainstream source used the word “frightened” to describe a stampede. And of course the horses running at distressingly high speeds in the chuck wagon races under the threat of whips are frightened. 50 horses have been killed in this event since 1986 from either cardiac arrest due to stress or by crashing. The baby cows dragged by ropes around their necks, often kicked and endured electrical prods, damn straight they’re frightened too.

And yet polls suggest that majority of Canadians (most of whom have never even attended) are in favor of the Calgary Stampede stamping back next year.

Why? Because “it’s tradition.”

Tradition is a funny thing. It has the power to cause otherwise rational humans to ignore or justify acts we would otherwise never abide. We see it happening when smart, modern young women recite sexist wedding vows because that’s the way her (or maybe his) church has always done it and we musn’t rock the boat. It makes things that should frighten and anger us (like female genital mutilation) seem quaint and seeped in something deep and meaningful and mysterious.  And we use up a good deal of energy defending them or ignoring them.

Traditions are scared cows (unlike the poor Stampeded cows) and people will try and justify them any way they can, even if it makes no sense.

“Well that cowboy on the news said the animals are treated well and we didn’t grow up on a farm or a ranch so we musn’t be ignorant city folk and just let them prove their manhood by jumping on a steer from a moving horse, twisting its neck and wrestling the poor thing to the ground in front of a stadium full of hooting knuckle draggers.”

I don’t care if they sing those calves a freaking lullabye and kiss their foreheads before they put the ropes around their necks and let them writhe in terror while taking their victory laps. No living being should be subjected to fear and pain for any reason, especially not entertainment. Cruelty is cruelty, no matter how many decades or centuries it has been allowed to go on.

I’m not against tradition per se. Heck, I look forward to cake and presents on my birthday. They take the sting out of getting older and everyone gets to have cake. But too often it is used as an excuse for atrocities to keep perpetuating when we should damn well know better. And the Calgary Stampede is one of them.

I have long accepted that most people are not going to be revolutionaries and just want to go about living their lives with a minimum of conflict and aggrievation. I get that. But just blindly following traditions when you know in the back of your mind that they are cloaking pain and cruelty, they are a dead stupid substitute for thinking.

Pardon my French, Mr. President

But your holiday traditions suck ass:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091125/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_turkey_pardon

I’m not a fan of tradition, myself. Just aping what has been done before is a poor substitute for original thought.

So this one day a year one turkey will be spared the fate of the hot oven and get shipped to Disneyland. What the hell is a turkey going to do in Disneyland? Most turkeys aren’t even tall enough to go on the rides.

But to the 72 million other turkeys slaughtered for the traditional holiday meal who spend most of their lives (all 5-6 months)  living in filthy, cramped conditions , Disneyland might look pretty damn good.

Instead of posing for pictures with Mickey and Donald, those other birds got crammed full of growth hormones that often leaves them unable to stand under their own weight. Then they got shipped on crowded trucks to slaughterhouses where their feathers were burned off, their throats slit and stomped on by workers. Often while still conscious.

All to end up on a platter being hacked away at by families who will cram as much of the carcass (and accompanying cranberry sauce and dinner rolls) into their gobs as they can before passing out, unable to do anything but grunt at football (or, if you’re a woman, cleaning up all the mess).

But it’s tradition, people. And truth has no place in that.

<embed src=”http://www.petatv.com/swf/video.swf?v=Grace_39_Thanksgiving_peta_high” quality=”high” pluginspage=”http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” width=”335″ height=”255″ allowScriptAccess=”always”></embed><br /><a href=”http://www.peta.org/FeatureGrace.asp?c=ptggvid”>’Grace’: PETA’s Thanksgiving ad</a>

Honestly, I’m thankful to be human. I may be part of the most arrogant and destructive species on the planet, but we’re also by far the luckiest.

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