Yeah, apparently it’s no longer enough to be perky and girlish on the outside. Ultimately, it is what’s on the inside that will keep the men coming.
For only $80 for 5 ml your husband can pretend he’s deflowering the 12 year old next door.
http://www.stbotanica.in/ladysecretserum.htm
The about us page reads like a Nigerian scam email. Not promising. Even more unnerving:
Any of the young woman who has not yet been “loosened up” by any of the factors such as aging, childbearing, plenty of sexual activities or anything else that makes her private organ loose is labeled as honeymoon fit woman, a typical aphrodisiac material among guys! But then, why they are so crazy for such woman? The answers are logical and even emotional. The women with tighter vagina fulfils a man’s ego by making him feel that he got a much larger than an average phallus (And, believe it, nearly all men secretly concern about their sizes of the penis a lot)
I’d have thought a man’s ego would be more inflated knowing that the head of his offspring is what made her not, er, “honeymoon fit.”
I can’t imagine that this would feel good at all. What happens to the nerves that make sex pleasurable for us, are they just deadened? Not that our pleasure seems to matter to the maufacturers of Virginity in a Bottle.
Something’s fishy here. And don’t mean this kind of snake oil:
www.lovetolinger.com
Sorry but that stuff sounds like a yeast infection in the making.
It might be fun if it came in different flavors, as an occasionally novelty, but why make women feel insecure about their natural aroma (and if she smells at all “off” , she’d best get to the gyn STAT).
Sheesh, it’s bad enough that having pubic hair is now a sin only second to not shaving one’s underarms, but these shysters have to mine our bodies for new ways to make us feel inadequate.
I like to think the companies will tank (and receive some very rude e-mails). But how long has Summer’s Eve been in business?
